1. 06:41 24th Apr 2014

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    sharky-bandit:

    houseofalexzander:

    I bought cute undies at the mall today. The lady shopping next to me said “I have to ask, my son is trans, I am buying him underwear… I mean her, still working on the her thing, sorry, but could you help me? Please!”


    I almost cried.

    really…

     
  2. 06:38

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    Reblogged from strippernotes

    strippernotes:

    queenoffrance:

    houseofalexzander:

    Lustrous.

    A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

    I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

    I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

    …. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

    - Elliott Alexzander

    This is how you dismantle privilege. I just hope his amazing attire is/stays/becomes 100% cultural appropriation free!!!

    This speaks to me on so many levels.

     
  3. 04:36

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  4. 04:36

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    c-oo-l-potatoes:

Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

    c-oo-l-potatoes:

    Making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I’m home bound.

    (Source: myleeneklass)

     
  5. 04:36

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    image: Download

    tonysfabturtle:

I will never not laugh at this

    tonysfabturtle:

    I will never not laugh at this

    (Source: bands-are-pants)

     
  6. 04:36

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    Reblogged from paint-pastelprincess

    1987-1994:

    Smiling Cobain

    He’s never been in love
    But he knows just what love is
    He says nevermind
    And no one speaks…

     
  7. 04:36

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    (Source: troutboutcom)

     
  8. 04:35

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    0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

    0pirate:

    yilisatlas:

    bye

    she went to a better place

     
  9. 04:35

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    shinysherlock:

    karinaenolan:

    hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

    dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

    triwizardry:

    I think the Ravenclaw motto should be caw caw motherfuckers

    I vote we change them all
    hiss hiss motherfuckers
    roar roar motherfuckers

    is the one for hufflepuff missing cause they’re too polite to say motherfucker or cause nobody knows what a badger sounds like?

    nobody has heard the hufflepuff war cry and survived

    image

     
  10. 04:35

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    Reblogged from paint-pastelprincess

    Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

    (Source: cowbellguy)

     
  11. 04:34

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    (Source: coma-morning)

     
  12. 04:34

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    robotmango:

    gooqueen:

    every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

    ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

    lots to look forward to

     
  13. 04:34

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    lolsomeone-actually:

    Holy shit

    (Source: fauxhawks)

     
  14. 04:32

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    hugglez4eva:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

Is this your teacher

    hugglez4eva:

    lameborghini:

    lameborghini:

    my physics teacher loves april fools day

    i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

    Is this your teacher

     
  15. 04:31

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    radn:

    catspring:

    i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

    please never drive

    (Source: petalnoseremade99)